Vampire of Different Size

Politics, bad eggs, oil spills, and dropping gas prices have met their competition in the DC metro news. Their competitor? A small but lethal beast: the bed bug. These little critters have somehow become the celebrities of today, reaching an all time high throughout the nation. The infestation began in Minnesota (sorry Dad and Mom!) and has continued to spread to other neighboring states. It was announced this morning on the 6 o'clock news that Washington DC has found itself at number nine on the Top 15 list of states with bed bugs. Sleep tight, Mr. President.